What? Who? Where? When? Why!

This section will almost certainly singularly fail to answer any of these questions to a satisfactory extent.

Who : Just who are the noble if outrageously louche Marsupials? Are they even non-mammalian at all? How do I get a pouch in which to rakishly carry my offspring?

What : We don’t have to explain what a jam is. Although we do take a certain amount of pleasure in sharing the musical genre titles we’ve made up.

Where : Where we are and therefore by inference where we are not. Where we may be, potentially speaking.

When : Just how long has this disgraceful behaviour been going on?

Why? No seriously, just why?